If You Were a Stripper...

Yesterday, I read my blogging friend Tammy's I'm a Stripper post. After a giggle or two, I knew she's been redecorating her home at a manic pace and has not installed a stripper post in her home.
Well, honestly, I don't know that!
This post triggered my old memory banks into recalling a story someone told me years ago.
It goes like this....

If you were to become a stripper, how would you choose your name?

Start by recalling the name of your very first pet.

What was the name of the very first street you lived on?

Simple, right?

My would be stripper name is

Lassie Lockwood

I swear...I didn't make this stuff up!

Do tell...what would your stripper name be?

I am dying to hear

Comments

Debra (a/k/a Doris, Mimi) said…
Me? A stripper? Have you been dreaming again, Deb? Okay...my name would be Pinky Carmel. I swear! When I was in 5th grade we rescued a mixed breed dog "(abused by its owner) named Pinky, and we lived on Carmel Avenue. He was a wonderful friend and I haven't thought about Pinky for years! And now I'm a stripper. Whatever you're smoking, please share ;)
January 7, 2009 at 6:08 AM
Deb said…
Pinky Carmel and Lassie Lockwood...see..it is a system not to be reckoned with!
January 7, 2009 at 8:02 AM
Jana said…
Um, well, mine would be Ajax Eastwood. I'm not sure "Ajax" is a name you want if you're a stripper! Unless I were a man! Ha!
January 7, 2009 at 8:03 AM
Mental P Mama said…
Streak Sivley. Now I want to see you on an actual pole;)
January 7, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Unknown said…
Mine would be Charlie Post. That was fun!
January 7, 2009 at 10:16 AM
RSusanna said…
Boy this is going to sound crazy but my very first pet was a gerbil. I couldn't decide on a name so I just called it Gerbil. My name would be Gerbil Floyd. How lame is that?
January 7, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Jeannelle said…
"Sparky Lester" dropping by with a comment here.

Cute post, Deb! No stripping in my world, though.....its too cold!
January 7, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Country Girl said…
OMG! I used to be a stripper. And I used exactly the same formula. My name was
TIPPY WARREN
And I am such a fibber. But that would have been my name!
January 7, 2009 at 6:49 PM
Pam said…
Tawny Twilight..I've always wanted to know how to pole dance! I'd probably fall off my tall pumps and kill myself.
January 7, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Deb said…
Oh my! We have enough girls for a real show.
Starring at the Drivin' 55 Gentlemen's Lounge

Lassie Lockwood
Pinky Carmel
Ajax Eastwood
Streak Sivley
Charlie Post
Gerbil Floyd
Sparky Lester
TIPPY WARREN
Tawny Twilight

This was fun! Thanks for playing.
January 7, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Sue said…
My favorite is Sparky Lester...sounds like a Vegas lounge act....I would be Sargeant Sycamore...oh my, that's horrible...I guess it's better then my second choice....Sam 73rd. Terrace!!
January 7, 2009 at 11:45 PM
Lawsy Mercy said…
What a hoot. My stripper name would be Sugar Hermitage. Sugar fits doesn't it?
January 8, 2009 at 7:49 AM
Unknown said…
HELLLOOO! I'm a day late...but couldn't resist....Today I am
Trixie Rossville...now that was FUN!
January 8, 2009 at 10:22 PM
brneyedgal967 said…
Ummm... Bandit 34th Street doesn't have a good ring to it.

I could do current pet and current street... Bubbles Covell... does that work?
January 9, 2009 at 12:30 AM
Big Hair Envy said…
Punkin' Cloverdale.

I'm sure to be a hit!!!!
January 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM
abb said…
Sachi (pronouced sock-ee) Amelia. Strange...
January 9, 2009 at 4:46 PM
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