I have great news to share with you. No, fabulous news. In just over the last week and a half, I have managed to win not one lottery, not two lotteries, not ever three lotteries, but a total of FIVE LOTTERIES! Yes! Can you believe it?
One notification arrived via email from the UK.
Another notification arrived from Ireland!
The others are all from the US!
If I can properly calculate Euros to Dollars, I have won approximately $12,000,000.
I’m off to Bali now…see ya later alligators!
PS...no, I didn't really win! And YES, those are big time scams!