Why Beagles Are Better Than Kids.....
Top 25 reasons why Beagles are better than kids: 25. Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers. 24. They have more hair when they are born. 23. Beagles never forget to "go" before they leave. 22. Beagles can go on long trips without yelling "MOM, HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!" 21. Beagles never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends. 20. Beagles don't wear holes in the knees of their trousers. 19. It doesn't matter how much dog hair a Beagle gets in its mouth. 18. You can cage a Beagle without going to jail. 17. Beagles don't "backwash" crackers when sharing your soda. 16. Beagles will watch classic Star Trek with you and won't laugh at the special effects. 15. Beagles hide their "blankies" in their crates rather than dragging them around in public. 14. It's OK and even encouraged to tattoo your Beagle. 13. The older a Beagle gets, the more they like you. 12. Beagles don't ask why. Beagles don't ask w...