Why Beagles Are Better Than Kids.....
Top 25 reasons why Beagles are better than kids:
25. Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers. 24. They have more hair when they are born.
23. Beagles never forget to "go" before they leave.
22. Beagles can go on long trips without yelling "MOM, HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!"
21. Beagles never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends.
20. Beagles don't wear holes in the knees of their trousers.
19. It doesn't matter how much dog hair a Beagle gets in its mouth.
18. You can cage a Beagle without going to jail.
17. Beagles don't "backwash" crackers when sharing your soda.
16. Beagles will watch classic Star Trek with you and won't laugh at the special effects.
15. Beagles hide their "blankies" in their crates rather than dragging them around in public.
14. It's OK and even encouraged to tattoo your Beagle.
13. The older a Beagle gets, the more they like you.
12. Beagles don't ask why. Beagles don't ask why. Beagles don't ask why.
11. Beagles don't roll their eyes when you insist dogs today have it easier.
10.Beagles stick their tongue inside your ear canal; children use a pencil.
9. Beagles don't jump on the bed; they just quietly shed in them and lay on you, considerately adding to your warmth.
8. Beagle markings are easier to get off the wall than crayon.
7. When Beagles don't listen to you, it is because they cannot understand the complex human language.
6. Beagles have tails, making it easier to grab them as they run away.
5. No one passes you a Beagle with a loaded diaper.
4. Beagles dig for buried treasure in the litter box. Kids won't even dump the litter box.
3. When Beagles interrupt you making love, you don't have to explain that the two of you are "wrestling to see who does the dishes."
2.Beagles don't grow out of their shoes every 2 1/2 months.And the number one reason dogs are better than kids:
1. Beagles, when entering those teen years, are neutered.
25. Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers. 24. They have more hair when they are born.
23. Beagles never forget to "go" before they leave.
22. Beagles can go on long trips without yelling "MOM, HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!"
21. Beagles never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends.
20. Beagles don't wear holes in the knees of their trousers.
19. It doesn't matter how much dog hair a Beagle gets in its mouth.
18. You can cage a Beagle without going to jail.
17. Beagles don't "backwash" crackers when sharing your soda.
16. Beagles will watch classic Star Trek with you and won't laugh at the special effects.
15. Beagles hide their "blankies" in their crates rather than dragging them around in public.
14. It's OK and even encouraged to tattoo your Beagle.
13. The older a Beagle gets, the more they like you.
12. Beagles don't ask why. Beagles don't ask why. Beagles don't ask why.
11. Beagles don't roll their eyes when you insist dogs today have it easier.
10.Beagles stick their tongue inside your ear canal; children use a pencil.
9. Beagles don't jump on the bed; they just quietly shed in them and lay on you, considerately adding to your warmth.
8. Beagle markings are easier to get off the wall than crayon.
7. When Beagles don't listen to you, it is because they cannot understand the complex human language.
6. Beagles have tails, making it easier to grab them as they run away.
5. No one passes you a Beagle with a loaded diaper.
4. Beagles dig for buried treasure in the litter box. Kids won't even dump the litter box.
3. When Beagles interrupt you making love, you don't have to explain that the two of you are "wrestling to see who does the dishes."
2.Beagles don't grow out of their shoes every 2 1/2 months.And the number one reason dogs are better than kids:
1. Beagles, when entering those teen years, are neutered.
Comments
All I can say is I wouldn't want to drink from their water bowl. Yuck! Our pup's water bowl gets washed daily and it's still gross! Especially this time of year when there is an array of leaves, twigs and bug parts floating around.
I know this has nothing to do with this post, however . . .
I love the new background. I may have to look at you site the comes up on your blog.
I like the new look too!
I like your blog background and my gran'baby is the absolute love of my life as well!
Happy Tuesday!