A Body Lift

There are days we all experience bloating.

We wish our love handles would just melt away.

Well, alas! Here is the solution!

Thanks to

Kate at Chronicles of a Country Girl

she revealed this site for my viewing pleasure.

Capri Length Bodysuit With Underwire

Here is Lipo-In-A-Box!

All your indiscretions will disappear…

but somehow, I imagine I would feel like

a stuffed sausage!

PS...Do you think we can get a group rate?????

Comments

Mental P Mama said…
That is one big spanx! Wonder how uncomfortable it is...I'll try anything;)
February 3, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Anonymous said…
It looks like it would do the job... but I'm trying to imagine how you'd use the ladies room in that contraption...
February 3, 2009 at 9:56 AM
abb said…
Is that a body-encasing Spanx?? Does the trick, but I bet that model weighed about 20 pounds to begin with!
February 3, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Debra (a/k/a Doris, Mimi) said…
I don't care what this costs - if my body will look like the one in your photo, I'll pay whatever it takes!!!!

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape. So I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for women over 50. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

Poop.
February 3, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Country Girl said…
Ha! Debra, that was a funny comment.
These are extremely comfortable. The only thing I find remotely annoying is the opening to use the toilet. For #2, you would have to pull it down, but #1 it's sort of like peeing with a bathing suit on. You know?
It really is slimming, though.
February 3, 2009 at 5:30 PM
RSusanna said…
OMG! I'm with you, stuffed sausage but with heart burn. Ugh.
February 3, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Stacey Olson said…
My neck and ankles would look like balloons.. lol.... OMG!
February 4, 2009 at 9:01 AM
Mauigirl said…
LOL, I know. No way, no matter what control the thing had, would I ever look like that. The fat has to go somewhere!
February 6, 2009 at 5:09 PM
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