Too Much TV for Me!

Ya gotta love Whoppi Goldburg! She is one of my favorite actors and comedians and so much better than her predecessor on The View. I think she is versatile, outspoken yet kind, experienced and someone I would want to be stuck in an elevator with. (ending sentences with a preposition is a Mid-Western thing so get over it!)

On Tuesday's show, she was talking about GPS systems and men and asked why men never ask for directions. Her point was a good one, GPS systems should be mandatory in all men's cars. Whoppi volunteered to be the voice for the GPS systems. Now in your best Whoppi voice, imagine that she is talking to a male driver...here goes!

  • I already told you to turn right, where are you going?


  • Stop, fool, and turn around!


  • Hey, stupid, why didn't you turn when I told you to turn?

It's not often when I really LOL, but she can get me most of the time to break out in a chuckle.
Who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? Someone that would be just fun to pass time with. I know, ending with a preposition again. Don't hate me. It's a habit I cannot break!

Comments

Mental P Mama said…
I love her. She does a voice message in some NYC taxis, and I love it when I get in one of those. I like to disobey my GPS and let her get all flustered. I'm just a barrel of laughs, aren't I?
September 11, 2008 at 9:23 AM
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