Friday, November 6, 2009

Things That Go Buzzz in The Night!

Often when I'm asleep at night something ultimately wakes me up. Either it's our little Grace kitty complaining because she's out of water or can see the bottom of her food dish. Or perhaps it is my MIL wandering the hallways but last night, it was all together different.
As my eyes opened, I was certain that some loved one or drunk sending me a text message. Buzz...buzz...buzz. My hand dabbled on my nightstand, I picked up the phone and brought it closer to my eyes. Nope. Not my phone.
Buzz...buzz...buzz.
OK, it has to be my sleeping husband's phone. I get out of bed, walk around the bed and stumble to his night stand. In the dark, I grab his phone. Nope, not his phone.
Buzz...buzz...buzz.
Back in bed, I manage to plump my pillow to surround my ears. It's quiet. Alas, I can try to go back to sleep.
Buzz...buzz...buzz...
Eyes open again.
Buzz...buzz...buzz...
Damn, what is this annoying noise?

It can't be? But is it?

Yes, the buzz...buzz...buzzing is coming from my husband!

How on earth is he making this noise, his own very odd snoring?

Buzz...buzz...buzz...

and then my beloved rolls over and the buzzing stops.

Where are my ear plugs? I wonder...

7 comments:

Chatty Crone said...

OMGosh - can I ever relate to that! Oh boy. Good luck getting some sleep tonight!

imom said...

Hahahaha! I can also relate.

Daryl said...

does David Letterman still do his 'stupid trick' segment?

Bill S. said...

Maybe he swallowed a fly??? Good Luck - that is why they make homes with more than one floor!!!!

Sue said...

I feel your pain but am I happy to announce that since the Boss lost the 50 pounds....no more snoring...Its Heaven!!! WHo knew losing weight would stop the noise...

TSannie said...

you SOOOO have my sympathies! (giggling here!)

Jann said...

I'm afraid I snore worse than hubby nowadays! UGH!