Sometimes, when you hear earth shattering news,
you just want to
draw the blankets up over your head and retreat to a safe place.
The people of Jimmie Dean Foods omitted Pluto from a recent commercial.
Yes, I have counted the planets 143 times to be sure.
You know the one I'm talking about?
Eight planets attempting to rotate around the sun.
Sun asks if anyone has had their Jimmie Dean Sausage Biscuit today.
Yeah, that one.
Next thing, someone will tell me that Atlantis, the Loch Ness Monster,
Big Foot and Santa Claus are not real.